I’m not really “Pinterest crafty”. I’m more like “Beastie Boys crafty”. I long to conquer all things Mod Podge. What the hell is Mod Podge? I like to start things and not finish them. Like this sentence, for examp

I jumped out of a plane. I collect PEZ. I love shenanigans, malarkey, and big words in general. I don’t wanna grow up. I like you. You seem kick-ass.